Jeanne: Better than Rockstars

ninakix:

(via jvincent)

Wishing I had a webcam so I could partake of the hilariousity that is Chat Roulette.

thedailywhat:

Awkward.

[geekologie.]

This is almost a tattoo I’d get, though I think it might be better as an ankle piece.

fuckyeaheyegasms:

Patience. (via kelly rosen.)

Giving the little siblings some fake 24 spoilers….nice.

azizisbored:

Darwish is my little cousin in Atlanta, brother of Harris. They are currently obssessed with “24.” I’ve been IMing “fake spoilers” to them to freak them out. Today was a particularly good session.

Me: dar, you see 24?
Dar: yeah
Dar: really good
Me: that was crazy in the bonus hour when tony took the bullet for jack
Dar: WAIT WHAT???!@!?!
Me: i couldn’t believe buchanan was really working dubaku though, seemed like a forced turn
Dar: NOOO WAIT! I DIDN’T SEE THAT! STOP! STOP! STOP!
Me: what? you only watched one hour?
Dar: YEAH
Me: wait you didn’t see when chloe tried to shoot bauer?
Dar:  SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I DIDN’T SEE IT, DON’T SPOILER ANYMORE. PLEASE! WHEN DID THIS AIR???
Me: it was back to back episodes last night
Dar: MY DAD SKIPPED THE RECORDING. WHAT THE HECK.
Dar: O M G
Dar: IS THIS ON ITUNES?
Dar: AZIZ!??
Aziz signed off.

dealbreaker:

chriskelly:

Death Bear is a man dressed like a bear who comes and takes away old photos of your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend so that you can get over them easier.

So I have a question for all of you: you know how when you break up with someone, and a month (or year) later, you have lunch with them and you tell each other how you’re doing and then after the lunch on the walk home, you wonder if you’re the one winning or losing after the breakup?

Well, if you’re the one who hired a thirty-two year old man/performance artist to come into your home dressed as a bear and take clothes with your ex-boyfriend’s scent away from you, you are the one who is losing.

And not because you’re pathetic but because this man thinks a bear costume means a black jumpsuit, black boots and a shiny, hard black bear head.

So you’re losing because you got raped.

You just can’t trust pirates… (via indiekidd73)

crownoflaurel:

madisonmcnugget:

Ohhhhh that’s how it’s done.

This is the kind of image I want to capture at the state fair next year. I’ve played around with similar things, but never got anything quite this good.

fuckyeaheyegasms:

Light Scrambler (via JamesWatkins)

I love this so much—- I want to make a painting of it.

fuckyeaheyegasms:

South Fremantle derelict Power Station

Stairs! (via sMeffish)